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Lilian Miravite
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If anyone really cares, I am going to start to draw more! Practice makes perfect, right? :) I really want to get better at drawing. If you can please help me along the way<3 If you are going to critique me, please go easy on me! >.< I'm really happy that I am actually getting serious with learning how to draw. Well hope you have a nice day :) <3 and Thanks for reading this lol :P
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This will be between me (anonymous) and my buddy Martha (dead chicken)

anonymous: TEHEE.............. :3 Hai............ :p

deadchicken: HELLO. PLEASE WARN ME OF WHO THIS BE.

anonymous: Now why would I tell you who I am? Doesn't that just ruin the purpose of me being anonymous?

deadchicken: yes. but if your gonna tell me important information, i need to know who this be. but if ur gonna ask random shit like wats ur favorite color or things like that, then stay
anonymous, im chill wit dat.

anonymous: Okay fine... It's Barney.

deadchicken: oh. hi barney, nice to see you again, but please don't bring up last night.

anonymous: Is your mom still mad about last night? It would most likely freak her out that there was a purple dinosaur in her house while she was away.

deadchicken: yeah shes still mad, but not so much cuz she decided to keep all the crack and condoms she found on the floor

anonymous: Aww DAMN! That was my stuff. I knew I forgot something when I left.

deadchicken: you forgot your pants too.

anonymous: Wait..... I wear pants???...... I'm pretty sure I don't. Haven't you seen me with all the little kids on T.V.? I don't own any pants.... Wait a second... if they aren't mine..... ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!?!?!?!? D:

deadchicken: oh its ok theyre just alessandra's pants

anonymous: That name is familiar to me...OH YEA!! .... she was one of the kids on my show! Woah! why is her pants at your house??!?!?!?

deadchicken: i rape her on occasion.

anonymous: Did she enjoy it? because if she did then it wasn't rape. But anyways, When can i come over your house again? Barney wants some love. ;)

deadchicken: i think she did, but she's in denial. :3 so id say twas rape. but you can come over like tonight. like...RIGHT NOW. I WANT YOU. NOW. BARNEY.

anonymous: Last night was the best night ever ;) Hope you loved it as much as I did :3 Also this time your mom didn't bother us and i didn't leave my stuff. Barney got some martha love <3 When we doing it again? ;)

deadchicken: MY BIRTHDAY. I WANT HOT STEAMY BIRTHDAY SEX. *sings birthday sex*

anonymous: Sounds like a plan ;) Can't wait for Monday night! And you sing beautifully! :) Happy early birthday my love! <3

deadchicken: <3

Later on I told her it was me. She said she wouldn't have guessed it was me cuz it was a little out of my character lol. It was an amazing convo. 8) I LOVE YOU MARTHA!!!! <3
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