This will be between me (anonymous) and my buddy Martha (dead chicken)
anonymous: TEHEE.............. :3 Hai............
deadchicken: HELLO. PLEASE WARN ME OF WHO THIS BE.
anonymous: Now why would I tell you who I am? Doesn't that just ruin the purpose of me being anonymous?
deadchicken: yes. but if your gonna tell me important information, i need to know who this be. but if ur gonna ask random shit like wats ur favorite color or things like that, then stay
anonymous, im chill wit dat.
anonymous: Okay fine... It's Barney.
deadchicken: oh. hi barney, nice to see you again, but please don't bring up last night.
anonymous: Is your mom still mad about last night? It would most likely freak her out that there was a purple dinosaur in her house while she was away.
deadchicken: yeah shes still mad, but not so much cuz she decided to keep all the crack and condoms she found on the floor
anonymous: Aww DAMN! That was my stuff. I knew I forgot something when I left.
deadchicken: you forgot your pants too.
anonymous: Wait..... I wear pants???...... I'm pretty sure I don't. Haven't you seen me with all the little kids on T.V.? I don't own any pants.... Wait a second... if they aren't mine..... ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!?!?!?!? D:
deadchicken: oh its ok theyre just alessandra's pants
anonymous: That name is familiar to me...OH YEA!! .... she was one of the kids on my show! Woah! why is her pants at your house??!?!?!?
deadchicken: i rape her on occasion.
anonymous: Did she enjoy it? because if she did then it wasn't rape. But anyways, When can i come over your house again? Barney wants some love.
deadchicken: i think she did, but she's in denial. :3 so id say twas rape. but you can come over like tonight. like...RIGHT NOW. I WANT YOU. NOW. BARNEY.
anonymous: Last night was the best night ever
Hope you loved it as much as I did :3 Also this time your mom didn't bother us and i didn't leave my stuff. Barney got some martha love <3 When we doing it again?
deadchicken: MY BIRTHDAY. I WANT HOT STEAMY BIRTHDAY SEX. *sings birthday sex*
anonymous: Sounds like a plan
Can't wait for Monday night! And you sing beautifully!
Happy early birthday my love! <3
deadchicken: <3
Later on I told her it was me. She said she wouldn't have guessed it was me cuz it was a little out of my character lol. It was an amazing convo. 8) I LOVE YOU MARTHA!!!! <3